2022 is almost here! Are you ready to face the future? What were you doing all 2021? Did you learn a new skill? Support your friends and family? Download this JPEG of my cat? No? NO? Well, what the hell?
You'd better act quick! 2022 is coming fast and you don't want to be caught out naked, not having downloaded this JPEG of my cat!
Every purchase of this JPEG of my cat will raise the price by $1, resulting in a big number that will scare the bad luck away really bad and you might have a better 2022 than you did 2021. Maybe. Whatever, who even knows any more?
Nothing matters, nothing is real, money is fake, bitcoin is a thing, I dunno what that even is and nobody will explain it to me without using fake words that suck. Whatever.
Download this JPEG of my cat TODAY!
this JPEG. please do not right click and save as. that is stealing.